I sin tid fablede jeg ivrigt om 1990’er one-liners, så som “Today I’m handing out lollipops and ass whoopings, and I’m all out of lollipops.” (fra They Live), ”Maybe he took off. – Or maybe he got taken for a ride.” (fra CSI Miami) og “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!” (fra random Steven Seagal –film).
One-liners, der rimer
Anywho, der findes en række svært labre engangsreplikker, der får tilføjet en vis pondus og kraft, fordi de rimer. Her er blandt andet tale om:
- I’m snapping necks and cashing checks
- I’ve got my balls to the wall
- Drop your cocks and grab your socks
- Put the pedal to the metal
Ja, flere af disse one-liners er moderat penis-fikserede, men det har vel aldrig skadet nogen.
One-liners fra film
Så for Silvan, så får du lige tre at de rigtig dejlige/forfærdelige engangsreplikker fra film, som jeg missede i sidste indlæg. Vær så artig.
- Frank Martin – “I’m afraid that your flight has been cancelled.” Gianni – “I’m afraid that you have been cancelled.” Fra The Transporter 2 (2005)
- Catwoman – “White Russian, no ice, no vodka… hold the Kahlua.” Fra Catwoman (2004)
- (Having just wiped a guy off his motorbike) Julius Benedict: “I did nothing…the pavement was his enemy”. Fra Twins (1988)
Og hvis du har en super-smækker replik – på det danske eller engelske sprog – må du hjertens gerne dele den i kommentarfeltet.
Bonsoir Madam.
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